I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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