I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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