I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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