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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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