bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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