Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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