I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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