she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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