did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
