Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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