brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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