Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Already got asked if we're dating

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Do you have a shampoo for semen

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Or a time machine

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(802): View more from Vermont

and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?

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(325): View more from Texas

Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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(616): View more from Michigan

what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.

(415): View more from California

No.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE

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