Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Houston, we have a squirter
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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