Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went