Already got asked if we're dating
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE