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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing

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  So?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This is why you shouldn't make decisions

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand

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• (415): View more from California

  Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  who is the naked dude on the coffee table

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  thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude

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