why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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