North Korea, Best Korea!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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