Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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