new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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