There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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