He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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