Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I will be naked everywhere
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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