please come you make the beer taste better
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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