i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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