Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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