Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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