is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He? As in you personified your dick?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I want a musical about memes.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
