remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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