the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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