Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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