porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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