Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize
