Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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