I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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