I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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