margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What did we do last night that was yellow?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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