I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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