Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Do I have a choice?
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
