So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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