question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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