So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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