Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think people are normalizing furries
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