I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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