Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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