We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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