Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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