ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
All the doctor said was why
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