I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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