Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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