did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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