She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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