This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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