in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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