My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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